That's Family

So you think your daughter's going to marry a guy.
All you planned to do that day was stand there and cry.

She wears your dress, she wears your pearls
And then she says shes pregnant and she sleeps with girls.
But am I surprised?

That's Family
There's a chance I should have known that my son would be gay.
I encouraged everything to make him that way.
I showed him plays with thespians.
It worked so well he's gay and sleeps with lesbians.
But am I surprised?

It doesn't work that way

I know

That's family
You can make plans by the score
Involve your children and just watch the plans fly out the door

Now our kids are getting ready to add to the clan

With so many of us bubbies its useless to plan

What's a...

Grandma
The child will grow

Will fret and fuss

Then the kid will do to them what they just did to us

Will they be surprised?

I hope so

That's family

Did you see that our two wives are now related?

Is this real or are we both hallucinating?

Yes

Its true

Oy

Vey

Betcha stranger things will happen when you've become family

You can make plans by the score
Involve your children and just watch the plans fly out the door

(Overlapping)

Now the kids are getting ready to add to the clan.
Did you see that our two wives are now related?

With so many of us bubbies its useless to plan.
Is this real or are we both hallucinating?

The child will grow, will fret and fuss.
Yes, its true.

Then watch it do to them what they just did to us.
Oy Vey.

A word to the wise
Betcha stranger things will happen

When you've become family

Crazy

Contented

Devoted

Demented

Loving, neurotic, adoring, psychotic
Mostly happy

What doesn't kill ya...

Makes ya drink!!

Family