I Like

I like
Smokin' me some grass
Gettin' caught with glass
Sniffin' my cocaine
And pain

I like
Noses full of snot
Dead things when they rot
Belchin' just for fun
And scum

And I like you, too

I like
Smackin' little boys
Breakin' all their toys
Needles in my arm
And harm

I like
Spearin' little dogs
Eatin' little frogs
Screamin' in the night
And Fright

And I like you, too

I like knuckles when they pop
Screamin' at a cop
Bugs around my ears
And tears

I like steppin' on a nail
Spittin' in a pail
Cookin' me a rat
And bats

And I like you, too

I like lizards in the grass
Smellin' raunchy gas
Slippin' on some ice
And lice

I like catchin' me the flu
Snails in a stew
Armpits when they're wet
And sweat

And I like you, too

I like cankers on my tongue
Sniffin' monkey dung
Scumbags of all sorts
And warts

I like barfin' on nice rugs
Chewin' little slugs
Leeches suckin' blood
And mud

And I like you, too

I like playin' in the sewer
Walkin' in manure
Coughin' up some globs
And slobs

I like beatin' up some punks
Odor from some skunks
Smellin' garbage burn
And worms

And I like you, too ... yeah!