Oh! You Pretty Woman

I know a gal that's awful sweet, I'm telling you she can't be beat
Oh, you pretty woman
And with lots of this, and plenty of that, and a motor car and a ten room flat
Oh, you pretty woman

She's looking for a sweetie and I think she picked on me
I tried my best to get away but she wouldn't let me be
And this gal you must hear more about, I'm going to stand right up and shout
Oh, you pretty woman

I only held her hand but once and I was weak for months and months
Oh, you pretty woman
One time she stood up on my lap and I just had to yell kerpap
Oh, you pretty woman

She locked me in her boudoir and she started straight for me
I just popped and kicked and screamed until she let me be
We won't be married til the spring but mother's told me everything
Oh, you pretty woman

Now you should should see just how she's built, one look at her and boy you will wilt
Oh, you pretty woman
Lots of these and plenty of those, and boy oh boy those sweaty clothes
Oh, you pretty woman

I never kiss her more than once unless she just demands it
When she holds me closer dear I like it but I can't stand it
She took me ridin' in her coupe and made my heart go poop-oop-ee-doop
Oh, you pretty woman