A Bear in the Woods
A bear in the woods ate my underwear
I was swimmin' at the creek when I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear
A bear in the woods ate my underwear
I was swimmin' at the creek when I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear
Uh, hey Josh. It's me, Ben
Hey Ben!
You're never gonna believe this, but I too, while swimming in a crick, had my undies eaten by a bear
You're kidding
I'm not kidding, and this is how it went
One, two, three!
Like a jay bird swimmin' in the open sea
I was lookin' for a towel or maybe some leaves
Like the day I was born, like Adam and Eve
There was a full moon out for all the world to see
I never saw him comin', I never heard a peep
While I was splish splish splashin', he was snackin' on my briefs
When I got out of the water, went and hid behind a tree
'Cause a bear in the woods stole my dignity
A bear in the woods ate my underwear
I was swimmin' at the creek when I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear
A bear in the woods ate my underwear
I was swimmin' at the creek when I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear
Hey bear, get back here!
Those are my briefs!
C'mon man!
How em-BEAR-assing
This is un-BEAR-able
I was swimmin' at the creek when I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear
A bear in the woods ate my underwear
I was swimmin' at the creek when I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear
Uh, hey Josh. It's me, Ben
Hey Ben!
You're never gonna believe this, but I too, while swimming in a crick, had my undies eaten by a bear
You're kidding
I'm not kidding, and this is how it went
One, two, three!
Like a jay bird swimmin' in the open sea
I was lookin' for a towel or maybe some leaves
Like the day I was born, like Adam and Eve
There was a full moon out for all the world to see
I never saw him comin', I never heard a peep
While I was splish splish splashin', he was snackin' on my briefs
When I got out of the water, went and hid behind a tree
'Cause a bear in the woods stole my dignity
A bear in the woods ate my underwear
I was swimmin' at the creek when I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear
A bear in the woods ate my underwear
I was swimmin' at the creek when I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear
Hey bear, get back here!
Those are my briefs!
C'mon man!
How em-BEAR-assing
This is un-BEAR-able
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Writer(s): Josh Lovelace
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