Prelude

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September 27th, 2010
53 minutes after 23:00 hours
Location: Unknown

Gentlemen, gentlemen, please be seated
You know what is at stake here, so answer me this
Where is M.I.?

Hello sir! I am Jean-Pierre
Me and my team have searched everywhere for M.I.
But have discovered he is very well hidden!

So, you mean to tell me that you have found nothing?
You insolent bastard! Kill him!
Sir! If you will delay my execution just a second
I will explain, eugh! Ah! Eugh!
What a tragedy, I have died!

Ah, I hate to lose my temper
But I guess if you need to get something done
You gotta do it yourself, you know?
Okay, now to catch a rat
You gotta know how a rat thinks
You need to lay down the peanut butter
So, does he have a girlfriend?

Well sir, there is one girl who may know, her name is Waje!
Get her, and bring her to me alive!
Prontissimo, sir! Hee-hee-hee-hee!

Uh, can I be your girl for a minute
Your girl for a mi-
Oh, hello gentlemen! How may I help you?

Hello, Mrs
I am Mustafa
We know you have affiliations with M.I.
And we need to see him pretty desperately
Where is he? Or lose your life, woman

Oh, you guys are too funny
You know what I think?
I think you guys are kolo oh, kolo oh, kolo eh, ha-ha
You guys think you can kidnap me? Well
M.I. will rescue me no matter what you do!

Woman, make no mistake
We do not return those who we kidnap
We are not Nigerian
You must meet my boss now, let us go!
No, let me go! No, let me go! Let me go! No!
Where am I? Where are you taking me?

Hello, little girly! If you cooperate
You'll make it out of this alive, capisce?
I have only one question
So think carefully before you answer
Where is, M.I.?

I will never tell you!
Because he's gonna come rescue me! Ha-ha!
I laugh at you guys, 'cause you guys don't even know M.I
He's the greatest, he's an action star, he's a hero!

Hee-hee-hee, I laugh at you women!
We are the greatest armed force on the face of the Earth
We will destroy him if he dares come close-

Ehn? What was that sound? You two, go check it out
Eh, what was that sound?
Come in! Come in
Radio, come in!
What is happening?
Who goes there? I hear footsteps
Who goes there?
Say your name, or I shoot!

Hello, Mustafa
They call, they call, they call me M.I.
Are you ready to dance with the devil? Let's go!



Credits
Writer(s): Jude Abaga
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