Little Bitch

One, two!

If you ever hear a noise in the night
Your body starts to sweat, it shakes and shivers with fright
You go to sleep with your mother she hates your guts
She knows that you love her so she holds you tight

All through the night into the broad daylight
And when she doesn't come home you gotta sleep alone
Then you wet your bed, and I think that's sad
For a girl of nineteen that's more than sad, it's obscene

One, two!

Your girlfriend's sweet, a little seventeen
She got the layered hair and the flared jeans
You know what that means, she's just a little queen
She shares your London flat, she thinks that London's where it's at

Although it stinks and when it rains you wear your hat
And your plum colored pvc wet- look maxi mac
You tie your ginger hair back in a bun
You're the ugliest creature, under the sun

One, two! (go)

One, two!

And you think it's about time that you die
And I agree so you decide on suicide
You try but you never quite carry it off
You only want to die in order to show off

And if you think you're gonna bleed all over me
You're even wronger than you'd normally be
And the only thing you wanna see is a kitch
The only thing you wanna be is rich
Your little pink pointed nose begins twitch
I know, you know, you're just a little bitch!

One, two!