Crisis Averted

Crisis averted
He's taking a stand (Yeah, taking a stand)
And the best part is
Everything he says is right

My name is Andrew Jackson
And I'm here to speak with you about the future
Of this incredible country!
These are complicated times
And today we're gonna need to make some
Complicated decisions
But we're gonna make those decisions together
I'm promising you transparency
Accountability and open collaboration
Between you and me
Because I'm the people's president
And I'm here to be your friend
To be your advocate
To be your voice

It's morning again in America
And I'm your president
I'm your president
I'm your president
Andrew Jackson

I really think that this will work
We're young
We'll live forever
At least for one more night
My luck will hold this time
It always has before
So I think
I think
It just might work
Crisis averted

I'm going alone (Yeah, going alone)
And the best part is (The best part)
Everything I say is right
I mean, I think it's a real tragedy
How Jackson moved the Indians from here in Florida
Me, too
It's a real tragedy
And that's why we hesitated to move here
Absolutely
We didn't want it to seem like
We were endorsing that kind of behavior
No, of course not
But then we were like
It is nice it doesn't snow
Yes, it is
So it's like
It's really great that he did that
But we definitely don't condone it

Did you really think that this would work?
You're fucked
You won't live forever
Your luck won't hold this time
It won't be like before
It's never
It's never gonna work