Carl the Christmas Dog
Carl the Christmas Dog ate the Christmas tree
He nibbled on the tiny lights and vomited on me
He ate all Santa's cookies, we couldn't find the plate
I guess we'll see what happens, when he regurgitates
So Merry Christmas, Deck the Halls
He's got us by the Christmas Balls
We just heard from the vet we called
The x-rays don't look good at all
'Cause Carl the Christmas Dog starts with just one bite
He just can't seem to stop himself, he's got to go all night
His appetite is legend, his palate knows no bounds
We never hear the crunching, as crazy as it sounds
So Merry Christmas, Deck the Halls
He's got us by the Christmas Balls
The vet is prepped, he must begin
Says "cover me, I'm goin' in"
My God, the cat is missing, my God, the cat is gone
And what's with all that kitty litter Carl is sleeping on?
When Carl crosses over, there's one thing we know well
He'll surely go to heaven, 'cause he'll chew right outta Hell
So Merry Christmas, Deck the Halls
He's got us by the Christmas Balls
The vet just called us back again
He's pulled the cat from Carl's rear end
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwww – POP! Rrrrreeeeeeeeyoww!!
The cat's ok, so celebrate!
We even found the cookie plate
So, Merry Christmas one and all!
(Lacy) "Dale, you, you do not look right
I mean you really don't look right
What is goin' on?"
(Dale) "I'm channeling Carl"
(Lacy) "Oh my God! Well, what's he got to say for himself?"
(Dale, still channeling) "I WUV Cwismas! Woof!"
He's Carl, the Christmas Dooooog!
Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow
Rrrrryyeeeeeeoooow!
Gulp! Cough! Cough! Cough! Burp!
Oh no, Carl, not again??!!
He's Carl, the Christmas Dooooog!
He nibbled on the tiny lights and vomited on me
He ate all Santa's cookies, we couldn't find the plate
I guess we'll see what happens, when he regurgitates
So Merry Christmas, Deck the Halls
He's got us by the Christmas Balls
We just heard from the vet we called
The x-rays don't look good at all
'Cause Carl the Christmas Dog starts with just one bite
He just can't seem to stop himself, he's got to go all night
His appetite is legend, his palate knows no bounds
We never hear the crunching, as crazy as it sounds
So Merry Christmas, Deck the Halls
He's got us by the Christmas Balls
The vet is prepped, he must begin
Says "cover me, I'm goin' in"
My God, the cat is missing, my God, the cat is gone
And what's with all that kitty litter Carl is sleeping on?
When Carl crosses over, there's one thing we know well
He'll surely go to heaven, 'cause he'll chew right outta Hell
So Merry Christmas, Deck the Halls
He's got us by the Christmas Balls
The vet just called us back again
He's pulled the cat from Carl's rear end
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwww – POP! Rrrrreeeeeeeeyoww!!
The cat's ok, so celebrate!
We even found the cookie plate
So, Merry Christmas one and all!
(Lacy) "Dale, you, you do not look right
I mean you really don't look right
What is goin' on?"
(Dale) "I'm channeling Carl"
(Lacy) "Oh my God! Well, what's he got to say for himself?"
(Dale, still channeling) "I WUV Cwismas! Woof!"
He's Carl, the Christmas Dooooog!
Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow
Rrrrryyeeeeeeoooow!
Gulp! Cough! Cough! Cough! Burp!
Oh no, Carl, not again??!!
He's Carl, the Christmas Dooooog!
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Writer(s): Lacy J. Dalton
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