HypoChristmas
Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas
Triyina' spike the egg nog
Gonna drop a Ule Log
Gotta make a plan to buy something nice for my secret santa
Now I'm at the Mall an
Black Friday Brawlin
Gonna eat my free sample and trample tiny children
Tis the season
Season for pleasing
Needful people buying cheap crap for no reason
Wrapping you in paper
Stacking you for later
Running up that credit card cuz spending money makes you hard
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
Just forget about it
Don't you lie about it
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
I know you're thinking it
Let me run down my list
You gotta get some toys true
For the boys and girls who
Don't respect what you go through
To stack that tree to the roof
Cuz making Christmas ain't easy when you're leasing two
Throwing iPhones at thankless faces
What would jesus do
While you're buying Christmas joy
You kinda missed the Christmas point
Getting all caught up
Bought up
Your Stuff
Enough
The Rut
Every year the same
Every year the same game
With only ourselves to blame
Burning money with no shame
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
Just forget about it
Don't you lie about it
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
I know you're thinking it
Let me run down my list
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
Just forget about it
Don't you lie about it
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
I know you're thinking it
Let me run down my list
You want a mistletoe
I want a whistle blown
Half way around the world
They watch for missiles flown
And as the missile blows
They sleep on Christmas Eve
Their gift on Christmas morn
Is waking up with a heart still beating
But that's ok
It's just a play played out, it repeats on the tv
You're safe at home with what you own thinking
Glad thats not me
So on you go, poking at your phone
With a hand up a turkeys as-king
Not what it means
Please please understand me
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
Just forget about it
Don't you lie about it
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
I know you're thinking it
Let me run down my list
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
Just forget about it
Don't you lie about it
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
I know you're thinking it
Let me run down my list
40,000 on the street
Christmas trees in soup kitchens
Santa's out on every corner
Kids can count, what are they thinking
Sleds coming across the sky
Some guy died on a cross, why
Say your prayers, go to church
Light your candles, get your purse
When it seems it couldn't get worse
As we replay what we rehearsed
When I grab Christmas'n flip it
Right on it's as-uming I can read
I find that we don't own the rights you see that
Turns out this whole Holiday
Christmas was made
In china
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
Just forget about it
Don't you lie about it
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
I know you're thinking it
Let me run down my list
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
Just forget about it
Don't you lie about it
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
I know you're thinking it
Let me run down my list
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
Just forget about it
Don't you lie about it
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
I know you're thinking it
Let me run down my list
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
Just forget about it
Don't you lie about it
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
I know you're thinking it
Let me run down my list
Triyina' spike the egg nog
Gonna drop a Ule Log
Gotta make a plan to buy something nice for my secret santa
Now I'm at the Mall an
Black Friday Brawlin
Gonna eat my free sample and trample tiny children
Tis the season
Season for pleasing
Needful people buying cheap crap for no reason
Wrapping you in paper
Stacking you for later
Running up that credit card cuz spending money makes you hard
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
Just forget about it
Don't you lie about it
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
I know you're thinking it
Let me run down my list
You gotta get some toys true
For the boys and girls who
Don't respect what you go through
To stack that tree to the roof
Cuz making Christmas ain't easy when you're leasing two
Throwing iPhones at thankless faces
What would jesus do
While you're buying Christmas joy
You kinda missed the Christmas point
Getting all caught up
Bought up
Your Stuff
Enough
The Rut
Every year the same
Every year the same game
With only ourselves to blame
Burning money with no shame
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
Just forget about it
Don't you lie about it
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
I know you're thinking it
Let me run down my list
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
Just forget about it
Don't you lie about it
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
I know you're thinking it
Let me run down my list
You want a mistletoe
I want a whistle blown
Half way around the world
They watch for missiles flown
And as the missile blows
They sleep on Christmas Eve
Their gift on Christmas morn
Is waking up with a heart still beating
But that's ok
It's just a play played out, it repeats on the tv
You're safe at home with what you own thinking
Glad thats not me
So on you go, poking at your phone
With a hand up a turkeys as-king
Not what it means
Please please understand me
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
Just forget about it
Don't you lie about it
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
I know you're thinking it
Let me run down my list
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
Just forget about it
Don't you lie about it
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
I know you're thinking it
Let me run down my list
40,000 on the street
Christmas trees in soup kitchens
Santa's out on every corner
Kids can count, what are they thinking
Sleds coming across the sky
Some guy died on a cross, why
Say your prayers, go to church
Light your candles, get your purse
When it seems it couldn't get worse
As we replay what we rehearsed
When I grab Christmas'n flip it
Right on it's as-uming I can read
I find that we don't own the rights you see that
Turns out this whole Holiday
Christmas was made
In china
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
Just forget about it
Don't you lie about it
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
I know you're thinking it
Let me run down my list
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
Just forget about it
Don't you lie about it
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
I know you're thinking it
Let me run down my list
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
Just forget about it
Don't you lie about it
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
I know you're thinking it
Let me run down my list
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
Just forget about it
Don't you lie about it
Ding Dong and a very merry Christmas to you
I know you're thinking it
Let me run down my list
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Writer(s): Paul Maguire
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