No Babies

This song is dedicated to my grandmother
Who won't shut the fuck up about me having a baby

Hop out the whip, pull up at the crib
Kick in the door and I ain't got no kids
Then I started Harlem Shakin'
I get so excited when my uterus is vacant
I throw my hands in the air
It's a party over here, it's a party over there
I can eat up all the fruit snacks, I don't even care
I ain't got no kids, bitch, I ain't gotta share
Shoutout to my birth control
My contraceptive game too strong
I took a nap today, too long
I spent my paycheck on two bongs
I am up in the club no shoes on
You in the house with Blue's Clues on
You in the house with Blue's Clues on
Watching Monsters Inc and now Boo's gone

I ain't got no babies
I ain't got no babies
I ain't got no babies
(I ain't got no stinky ass baby)

If you got a baby
You can keep your baby
I ain't got no babies
(Nah nah nah nah nah)

Can I get that pill? Can I get that patch?
Can I get that Nuvaring in my snatch?
Can I get that sponge? Can I get that diaphragm?
I'll take precautions when I take your man
Oh yeah, your babies cute
But I ain't really trippin
Got this pussy on Rolex
Maternal clock ain't tickin'
I'm on my trap shit
And yes I want my cat licked
And you can't get no nookie
'Less you wearing prophylactic
I ain't got time for a punk baby
I don't need you tearing up my junk, baby
All in my womb gettin krunk, baby
Im trynna get a room, get drunk, baby
Now do I look like a responsible parent?
(No ya don't, girl)
My flaws are many and that's apparent
(So many flaws)
I wanna spend the night with you
(I wanna spend the night with you)
But I ain't cleanin' up no baby poo

In my pockets and I'm counting my nickels
Cuz you know I can't afford no Tommy Pickles
I'm broke and I got loans
If you feelin' fertile, go home
I'll watch your nephew, I'll watch your niece
But if you wanna live here, you need to sign a lease
This for all my sisters and all my brothers
Who wanna make a million before they make a mother

I ain't got no babies
I ain't got no babies
I ain't got no babies

If you got a baby
You can keep your baby
I ain't got no babies
(I'm not doing shit for you, I do things for myself)

I don't want no babies up in here
Keep your babies far from me
I don't want nothing to do with your baby
Baby
Keep your baby out my face



Credits
Writer(s): Aasia Lashay Bullock
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