A Million Ways

Sit back, matter fact
Teasing, toying, turning, chatting
Charming, hissing, playing the crowd
Play that song again
'Nother couple Klonopin
A nod, a glance, a half-hearted bow

Oh, such grace
Oh, such beauty
And lipstick and callous and fishnets and malice
Oh, darlin'
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel

I should, I wish I could
Maybe if you were, I would
A list of standard-issue regrets
One last 80 proof
Slouching in the corner booth
Baby, it's as good as it gets

Oh, such grace
Oh, such beauty
So precious, suspicious, and charming, and vicious
Oh, darlin'
You're a million ways
Oh, darlin'
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel

Oh, darlin'
Oh, darlin'
You're a million ways
Oh, darlin'
Oh, darlin'
You're a million ways
Oh, darlin'
Oh, darlin'
You're a million ways to be
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)

(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be cruel
(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
You're a million ways to be
(One-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero-zero cruel)
Oh, darlin'
You're a million ways to be cruel