Dads Just Don't Care

Now here's a little story about our dad
He calls us morons when he gets real mad
He doesn't wear pants and he sits in a chair
You know what I'm sayin'? Dads just don't care

If you don't know our dad, Hey! don't worry
Last name Goldberg, first name Murray
He takes a long nap and misses our games
Most of the time he forgets our names
Most dads play catch and throw around a ball
But our dad doesn't care about his kids at all

O-K, here's the situation
Our dad has a problem with flagellation
He doesn't care about anything, fo-real
I got an "A" on a test and he said, "Big Deal"!

He has no worries, he has no fears
He hasn't seen a doctor in fifteen years
When he buys a hogey, we don't get a bite
He says he "couldn't care less" and he's totally right

And when it comes to hygiene
What do you think?
There's no part of his body that does not stink

When we come to our dad and we need to cry
He says "You're ruining this episode of Magnum P.I,
Can't you see I'm busy and don't want to be bothered?
Sometimes I ask God why he made me father,
Now leave me alone and go upstairs"
You know what I'm saying? Dads just don't care

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