Assholes and Cheeseburgers
Assholes and Cheeseburgers
I hate my friends and tofu's murder
But we get along
And you'll never know why I wrote this song
Assholes and Cheeseburgers
Mix em both together in a perfect merger
And everyone will know when you're alone
Cause you'll hurt your neck and you could burn down your home
It is just my way
Of saying that I care
I'm telling you guys
That I'll always be there
Never giving up
Even when things look bad
Good food, good friends, and good times to be had
Buttholes and veggie rolls
Mix em both together it'll take its toll
And it's no surprise
That it's gonna go straight to your thighs
And we don't even realize
All the good times that we made
So grab another beer and fix another plate
It is just my way
Of saying that I care
I'm telling you guys
That I'll always be there
Never giving up
Even when things look bad
Good food, good friends, and good times to be had
I won't be your cab
When you're too drunk to drive
I'll be drunk too
And no one would survive
And I won't do your dishes
Or pick up your trash
Cause we're all best friends
And this loves gonna last
It is just my way
Of saying that I care
I'm telling you guys
That I'll always be there
Never giving up
Even when things look bad
Good food, good friends, and good times to be had
I hate my friends and tofu's murder
But we get along
And you'll never know why I wrote this song
Assholes and Cheeseburgers
Mix em both together in a perfect merger
And everyone will know when you're alone
Cause you'll hurt your neck and you could burn down your home
It is just my way
Of saying that I care
I'm telling you guys
That I'll always be there
Never giving up
Even when things look bad
Good food, good friends, and good times to be had
Buttholes and veggie rolls
Mix em both together it'll take its toll
And it's no surprise
That it's gonna go straight to your thighs
And we don't even realize
All the good times that we made
So grab another beer and fix another plate
It is just my way
Of saying that I care
I'm telling you guys
That I'll always be there
Never giving up
Even when things look bad
Good food, good friends, and good times to be had
I won't be your cab
When you're too drunk to drive
I'll be drunk too
And no one would survive
And I won't do your dishes
Or pick up your trash
Cause we're all best friends
And this loves gonna last
It is just my way
Of saying that I care
I'm telling you guys
That I'll always be there
Never giving up
Even when things look bad
Good food, good friends, and good times to be had
Credits
Writer(s): William Landry
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