Up on My Housetop: A Hello Neighbor Song

Up on my housetop
What's that sound?
Someone's stomping all around!

Time for a lock-down!
Traps are armed!
Off my roof or you'll be harmed!

Ho ho ho! Why, hello!-
Oh, no, no! Don't you go

Down through my chimney!
Is that clear?
You're not welcome here!

He can't do this to me i'm Santa Claus!

Where are the stockings?
Where's the wreath?
Please don't hurt me!
I'm no thief!
Where is the tinsel?
Where's the tree?

Stay the heck away from me!

Ho ho- OH! Easy, bro!-
How 'bout no? Time to go!

Find somewhere else
To spread some cheer
You're not welcome here!

Down in the basement
Could there be
Milk and cookies
And a tree?

Gather your presents
Get your sack
Take a hike
And don't come back!

Ho, ho, ho! What's below?-
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't go

Down in my basement!-
Hmm, I fear
I'm not welcome here

Where is he hiding?
Where'd he go?
He's here somewhere
This I know!

I've got his crowbar
And his key!
I've gotta go
He's after me!

Ho, ho, ho! You're too slow!-
Oh, ho, ho! You would know

Give me the gift sack-
Kiss my rear!

Please don't take it-
What's inside?

Stop! You'll break it!-
I don't mind

You're not welcome here!



Credits
Writer(s): Andrew John Pinkerton
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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