I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Live at Amway Center, Orlando, FL, 4/14/2017

Oh, well, imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words

"What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"Oh yes, but what a shame
What a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore" (yeah, you said it, not me)

I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality

I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of

Oh, well, in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
And this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne

Oh, well, in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne, pour the champagne

I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality

I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again

I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality

I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality

(Let's get it boys)
Again
I said, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?"
No
Wow

Oh my God
Thank you for that
How about a big round of applause for my band, 'cause they're totally kickass?
This night wouldn't be possible without our crew
Let's give some love to our crew
You guys were loud as fuck, give yourself some love
Goddamn
Oh my god, I'm having the best time
By the way, where's that cut-out? Holy shit, is that my face?
That's amazing
Thank you darling