The Internet Ruined Everything
Well I used to have a pretty good attention span
When I got bored I went out and ran
But the Internet ruined everything
Used to be able to concentrate
Used my imagination to...
The Internet ruined everything
Used to know how to get from A to B
Now I need Google Maps to tell me
The Internet ruined everything
Used to go out and have a lot of fun
Now I come home, plug in and I'm done
The Internet ruined everything
Used to have a girl sometime somewhere
Used to talk to ladies, I used to care
The Internet ruined everything
'Cause I've seen a million pairs of boobies now
And yours just don't do it for me somehow.
The Internet ruined everything
Damn you, Al Gore
What'd you have to invent it for?
Used to read books and be real smart
Now we've got Wiki, so why even start?
Used to be able to procrastinate
Now we're always in touch and it just can't wait
Used to think I'd get a record deal
Now people don't buy music, they just steal
Used to have friends over to sit and chat
Now I'm stuck with dicks on chat roulette
On my birthday I used to get phone calls
Now people just write on my facebook wall
Damn you Youtube
Turning me into a boob
Used to think everything would be ok
Now we've got streaming news all day
Used to be able to move on with my life
Now I know which ex-girlfriends are somebody's wife
Thanks to the Internet
When I got bored I went out and ran
But the Internet ruined everything
Used to be able to concentrate
Used my imagination to...
The Internet ruined everything
Used to know how to get from A to B
Now I need Google Maps to tell me
The Internet ruined everything
Used to go out and have a lot of fun
Now I come home, plug in and I'm done
The Internet ruined everything
Used to have a girl sometime somewhere
Used to talk to ladies, I used to care
The Internet ruined everything
'Cause I've seen a million pairs of boobies now
And yours just don't do it for me somehow.
The Internet ruined everything
Damn you, Al Gore
What'd you have to invent it for?
Used to read books and be real smart
Now we've got Wiki, so why even start?
Used to be able to procrastinate
Now we're always in touch and it just can't wait
Used to think I'd get a record deal
Now people don't buy music, they just steal
Used to have friends over to sit and chat
Now I'm stuck with dicks on chat roulette
On my birthday I used to get phone calls
Now people just write on my facebook wall
Damn you Youtube
Turning me into a boob
Used to think everything would be ok
Now we've got streaming news all day
Used to be able to move on with my life
Now I know which ex-girlfriends are somebody's wife
Thanks to the Internet
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