Chuckie Chan (Martial Arts Expert of Reptarland) (feat. Alex Brown)

If there's a playground to be won
A job to be done
(He'll come sliding to the rescue)
If you've been pinned down
By a posse of clowns
(He'll break up the party
Get lost, scram)

You never hear him crying
He's brave as a lion
When he jumps into action
His fists start flying

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He's always ready
When there's danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert of Reptarland

Chuckie Chan
Chuckie Chan
Better watch it
He'll bust you up

You never hear him crying
He's brave as a lion
When he jumps into action
His fists start flying

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He's always ready
When there's danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert of Reptarland

When the lights go dim
It's not a problem for him
(I pity any monster underneath his bed)
Well he can stare into the eye
Of the oatmeal guy
(Chuckie doesn't lose his head)

If you've been chased around
By a kung fu chopping clown
(He'll come swinging to the rescue)
If your rickshaw's been attacked
By a samurai pack
(He'll break up the party)

You don't have to worry
He's got fists of fury
His masterful karate kicks turn dragons into chopsticks

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He's always ready
When there's danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert of Reptarland
(Look out, suckers)

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He's always ready
When there's danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert of Reptarland
(He's the man!)