Tickle War (feat. Cj McMahon & Tyler Shelton)

We know
Why everyone hates balls
It's because they're caught
in the middle of a war
The war between your dick and ass
We've grown
To welcome dicks of every shape and size
There's no limit to the fun we can have
In this war
The war between your dick and ass

Here's a fun little life hack
We can start a fire if we
scissor each other's nutsacks
After that, you press your taint on me
I'm gonna show you how to
make your bootiehole blink

It gets better and better, I find
If you swing your dick and
spank your ass at the same time
I wanna use your balls as a trampoline
and bounce around until I drop to my knees

You will be mine
YOU WILL SHOVE YOUR WHOLE FACE IN MY ASS

They call me King Dingaling
You'll get hypnotized by the way it swings
Dick so big, you can barely see my balls
You can find me shooting semen on your bedroom walls
The head of my cock is actually a fist
You never really know if you're about to get kissed
I wanna use your balls as a punching bag
I can deepthroat anything and never gag

We know
Why everyone hates balls
It's because they're caught
in the middle of a war
The war between your dick and ass
We've grown
To welcome dicks of every shape and size
There's no limit to the fun we can have
In this war
The war between your dick and ass

I don't need no jewelry
but a pearl necklace will do
I'll give hugs and kisses
and a dinner for two
If you tease me anymore
I might have a heart attack
Make me wait any longer
and I'll suck that dick from the back

If you tease me anymore
I might have a heart attack
Make me wait any longer
and I'll suck that dick from the back

I don't even sound like this guy
And if you try to say I'm BroJob
one more time
I'll shoot the massive mooseload
in your eye

I know cock-fu
and I'm not scared to finish
You're pissing me off with
"You're BroJob, admit it"

Once you go moose
you're forever loose