Like a Sloth

(Like a sloth)
(Like a sloth)
(Like a sloth)
(Like a sloth)

Welcome to the jungle, hope you're ready for war!
We been takin' over while the predators snore
Fresh out the cage, here to settle a score
And when I'm not in battle then I'm getting adored
Inherited the planet when humanity vanished
Guess that happened when I took a nap in the branches
Don't be quick to judge what we lack in speed
We make up for with the fact that we're packin' heat
Check it! My swag level's at the max!
Leave it up to a sloth to bring fashion back
My hat's so fancy! Put me in Vogue!
I'll come struttin' down the catwalk strikin' a pose
I've evolved, from sloth to monster!
Knock you on your ass like a shot of Vodka
Animal Control, what's their number?
I just saw a sloth with a rocket launcher!
Run for cover! That's a recommendation
All the friends are comin', we sent out invitations
Mom's on my back like, "What's that noise?"
Don't be a drag, it's the Beastly Boys!
Swing around a lightsaber like a Jedi
You can call me Aaron Burr, I'm a deadeye
You and my machete ought to keep in touch
Lets get buffet at Pizza Hut!

I chow (Like a sloth!)
I plow (Like a sloth!)
Wild out (Like a sloth!)
I'll be holdin' it down
I'm proud (Like a sloth!)
With style (Like a sloth!)
I smile (Like a sloth!)
Never wearin' a frown
I'm loud (Like a sloth!)
On the prowl (Like a sloth!)
I devour (Like a sloth!)
No one can ever doubt
I'm downin' pizzas by the box
I'll crown myself like I'm the boss

(Like a sloth)
(Like a sloth)
(Like a sloth)
(Like a sloth)

Sloth! The greatest sin of 'em all!
We'll hit you even harder than a kick in the balls!
The lady sloths cannot keep their paws off us
Probably 'cause they know what a hoverboard costs us!
You can never handle a mammal like me
I think I even got Chewbacca in my family tree!
Time to get your ass acquainted with my laser!
And fuck the motherfuckers saying that we're endangered!
Fall to your knees before my sloth army!
We brought enough ruckus to rock your block party!
Rolling as a pack with primitive insticts
Just like Backstreet, we keep it N-Sync!
Ugh! We're not a boyband, that shit stinks!
It's time to leave these species extinct!
If you're not a sloth, it's time to die!
You can just say "Bye, bye, bye, bye!"

For the last time, we're not a boyband
Come on, Snugglez, you got us annoyed, man
But we could use some harmony! Do we have to?
Come on! Get on your feet!
Three toes! With one beating heart
We've been best friends from the star-
Can someone cut that part?

I chow (Like a sloth!)
I plow (Like a sloth!)
Wild out (Like a sloth!)
I'll be holdin' it down
I'm proud (Like a sloth!)
With style (Like a sloth!)
I smile (Like a sloth!)
Never wearin' a frown
I'm loud (Like a sloth!)
On the prowl (Like a sloth!)
I devour (Like a sloth!)
No one can ever doubt
I'm downin' pizzas by the box
I'll crown myself like I'm the boss

(Like a sloth)
(Like a sloth)
(Like a sloth)
(Like a sloth)

I see in your future a fortuitous fortune! (Damn, really?)
No, just a lot of pizza and Pepto Bismol (Fuck yeah!)

I got a ravenous appetite!
Papa Johns, anyone? Get a stack of pies!
Can we add a side? I would add some fries!
What about the crust with the cheese packed inside?
Yo, Domino's delivers! That's the baddest kind!
But all the local shops close up after nine!
We need three at least! Get the massive kind!
"How many calories?" Don't make me laugh, you guys
Who's that? Yo, I ordered online!
Motherfucker, I don't want any anchovies on mine!
Did we get any veggies? Pepperoni is fine!
You know it's all about the dough
Bitch, throw me a slice!
I like 'em crusty, but equally greasy!
I bring the spice 'cause I'm a saucy Beasty!
Yo, three toe, that joke was cheesy!
We need Pepto Bismol, believe me!
My diet's causing complications
I'd be fine if not for constipation!
I love this pizza, I'll be damned if I quit!
Literally, I can't give a shit!
Sorry kids! This isn't a Disney movie!
We got the Beast, but we dropped the Beauty
We'll blast your ass with shotguns and Uzis
This is a problem! I can't drop a dookie!

I chow (Like a sloth!)
I plow (Like a sloth!)
Wild out (Like a sloth!)
I'll be holdin' it down
I'm proud (Like a sloth!)
With style (Like a sloth!)
I smile (Like a sloth!)
Never wearin' a frown
I'm loud (Like a sloth!)
On the prowl (Like a sloth!)
I devour (Like a sloth!)
No one can ever doubt
I'm downin' pizzas by the box
I'll crown myself like I'm the boss

(Like a sloth)
(Like a sloth)
(Like a sloth)
(Like a sloth)