PeggaSues (Ilana Glazer)

(Iesous Kurios Iesous Kurios Iesous kurios)
Just leveled up, Glazer
Just leveled up, Ilana!
Just leveled up, Glazer
Just leveled up, Ilana!
Just leveled up, Glazer
Just leveled up, Ilana!
Just leveled up, Glazer
Just leveled up
A man's just a man right?
We can all agree that he can't fight urges in his pants when he pass by leggings
Or any woman that wearing any clothing that's
Clinging to the contours of her most wonderful place on earth, birth, jerk, twerk...
And that's everything you're worth
Where you going so fast?
Why you looking so mad with a face like that?
And a waist like that, you're too beautiful to frown
I'ma follow you around
Somebody can't take a compliment
Honestly, I'm not tryna bother you
I'm just tryna honor and I'm calling "it" more than it is
Cause I am and it is
Pastor says that a woman's not a man she's a rib with a womb
Not a whom, you're a what
Bend it over lift it up, let me see
God only made you so He could bless me with a peak and a seed
And miscellaneous things that I need and if you disagree, like if you really disagree...
(Please say you disagree)
Tell me that
Your princess is in another castle, bro
Sorry, Mario
But you can keep on looking
Your princess is in another castle, bro
No means no, don't means don't
Chuh, get it, chuh, Carter
Let me tell you bout Ilana Glazer...
First and foremost, I'm a total fan
She's also a crush that I want so much that I blush just thinking of holding hands
Yup, I got it bad
But I ain't tryna make her mine
And I ain't tryna waste her time
But I am bout to take her line
"I'm gettin' big balls of mozzarella today"
Broad City's just smarter and prettier and funnier and wittier than me
+1 to ENVY and JEALOUSY
Generally, Jewish chicks are out of my league
Not one's ever spared me a glance, never given me a chance
I'd be up the wrong tree, Ilana!
And I respect that, learned to expect that
Try to accept that she doesn't need me staring at her cracks and her crevices
But I'll still steal if she's negligent
Monitor her pants and her back when she's bending it
Please, forgive me, I'm more perverted than I seem
And I'm most perverted in my dreams
But they rarely burden her
I'm fairly certain your
Princess is in another castle, bro
Sorry Mario
But you can keep on looking
Your princess is in another castle, bro
No means no, don't means don't
Chuh, get it, chuh, Carter
Just leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up, she just leveled up, we
Just leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up, I just leveled up like
Just leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up, we just leveled she
Just leveled up like yup, Ilana!
Just leveled up, Glazer
Just leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up, she just leveled up, we
Just leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up, I just leveled up like
Just leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up like yup, Ilana!
Just leveled up, Glazer
And she just doesn't need a, doesn't need a prince
And that's it
But you're a dick and you wanna get it in
I get it
You wanna get your rocks off in her box then keep rocking
Till you get soft while you're still in it
I'm with it
But she has to be that too
And she isn't
She doesn't need to hear your opinion of her face
And her waist and her legs just walking past you
That's rude
And the snakes should repent of their ways
Or prepare to partake in the judgment
Placed with the goats in the lake of destruction
With satan and Angels who tasted corruption
To drink of the cup of the full strength wrath of the ancient of days
Wait, what was I saying? blazes of flames?
Oh yeah, let's get money off of your stuff
Let 'em look, let 'em lust, let 'em bust
Let's get money off of your stuff
Just let 'em look, let 'em lust, let 'em bust
Let's get money off of your stuff
I don't know why you do, but you does
Now dance while I wrap this up
Let's give high school kids something that can jack off to
Cause Lord knows high school kids have a lack of things to jack off to
It's my responsibility to make sure my grandkids still have things that they can jack off to
And that's you, that's you, that's you
I mean, what else could you... do?
That's you, that's you, thank you
I mean, what else could you?
But leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up, like just leveled up, I
Just leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up like yup, ILANA!
Just leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up, she just leveled up, we
Just leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up, we just leveled up, see
There is no Jew nor Greek
No slave nor free
There's no male, no female, no matrimony
No ones given in marriage
Our cares over there will be far from here
Can't we all just sing songs right here?
Can't we all just sing songs for a moment?