If I Was a Girl
Sometimes I wonder
What it'd be like to be a girl
Everything would be different
It would change around my whole world
I think I'd be cleaner
If I had no wiener
Cuz I'd spend a lot more
Time in the shower
I'd act like a psycho
And blame it on my menstrual cycle
I'd be a class-A bitch
And have excuses for when my moods switch
I'd fake an orgasm
To make you feel like a gladiator
Then I'd finish myself off
With a vibrator
I'd let you hit on me and buy me a drink
I don't care what you might think
Cuz I know you'd have no chance with me
I'll ask you questions
That you don't want to answer
Can we talk
When will you be home
Do you think I look fat in this dress
If I was a girl
If I was a girl
If I was a girl
If I was a girl
What it'd be like to be a girl
Everything would be different
It would change around my whole world
I think I'd be cleaner
If I had no wiener
Cuz I'd spend a lot more
Time in the shower
I'd act like a psycho
And blame it on my menstrual cycle
I'd be a class-A bitch
And have excuses for when my moods switch
I'd fake an orgasm
To make you feel like a gladiator
Then I'd finish myself off
With a vibrator
I'd let you hit on me and buy me a drink
I don't care what you might think
Cuz I know you'd have no chance with me
I'll ask you questions
That you don't want to answer
Can we talk
When will you be home
Do you think I look fat in this dress
If I was a girl
If I was a girl
If I was a girl
If I was a girl
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