Time Flies When You're Fucking Up My Life

You are the biggest tease I know
But you can't have me
You're wrapped so tight around my finger
You cut off circulation like a boa constrictor
I'm not like them
I don't play these games
I'm the one who's running this show
Innuendo, no crescendo
When you speak in my ear I know

What you're trying to do
But you're confused
And if you keep this up
You're gonna lose

But in the end we're only friends
Because it never worked out like we wanted
So let's follow our dreams
Right off a cliff to a fiery wreck
And you'll never have it better than you'd have it
If you had it with me
It's too bad you're crazy
It's just my luck
You had your chance - goodbye

Put that drink down
Because you're driving
Me insane with your ambition
Everytime we talk you have me thinking and wishing
I'm that guy
But I know better than that
Cuz you know you'll be right back with him
So I stay in control throughout this marathon mission

I know
What you're trying to do
Don't waste your time
Or your breath on me
Cuz I'll be fine

But in the end we're only friends
Because it never worked out like we wanted
So let's follow our dreams
Right off a cliff to a fiery wreck
And you'll never have it better than you'd have it
If you had it with me
It's too bad you're crazy
It's just my luck
You had your chance - goodbye

But in the end we're only friends
Because it never worked out like we wanted
So let's follow our dreams
Right off a cliff to a fiery wreck
And you'll never have it better than you'd have it
If you had it with me
It's too bad you're crazy
It's just my luck
And you had your chance

But in the end we're only friends
Because it never worked out like we wanted
So let's follow our dreams
Right off a cliff to a fiery wreck
And you'll never have it better than you'd have it
If you had it with me
But you're fucking crazy
But you're fucking crazy
It's just my luck
You had your chance - goodbye