The Ninja Song

I'm a ninja and I'm gonna get ya
Where the sun don't hit ya
And you'll never see it coming
Even if you're on the run there is
nobody in this world that can protect ya
You can't match my speed
Nobody's as fast as me
I creep in like a gentle breeze
Next minute you're on your knees, what what
Don't reach for the stars, my stars reach you
When I sneeze I say
Surprise attack! Eat a ninja snack
Because a hungry ninja's gotta eat too
I work all night but that's ok
Where you sleep is where I play
Someday I may have to kill you but don't take it personally if I do.
OOooOO
Why are you running?
OOooOO
You know you can't hide.
OOooOO
You know I'm coming.
OOooOO
And now you're mine!

I'm smooth like butter melting off your pancakes
I've got moves so good that they can't caught on tape
and I will never make sound unless it's what I use to kill
That's right and I'm the silent
deadly type, I'll kill you will my smell
Just make your move and see if you've got any ninja skills
I'll give you one clean shot but don't expect any cheap thrills.
Chances are you'll hit me once and I'll kill you on impact.
because anything you throw at me will bounce and come right back
I am a natural born killer, my whole life I've this way

I am a living breathing thriller, I'm the predator you're my prey
and I am working for the man, just like you but with my fists
I only do what he has planned, look that's YOUR name on my list!
OOooOO
Why are you running?
OOooOO
You know you can't hide.
OOooOO
You know I'm coming.
OOooOO
And now you're mine!

You can drive 300 miles until you run out of gas.
Take one step outside your car and I will kick your $$#
If you need to call for backup then you just what to do
But careful who you call because your friends are ninjas too
I'm not the only ninja that has your name on their list
Think of everywhere you go and everyone you've kissed
The guy that sells you oranges and that girl dressed up like Chell
and that guy you see at the grocery stores that always ring the bell
That's right, you're living in a world full of ninjas
but I'll give you one little fun fact, FUN FACT!
Even though we have to kill you, sorry
we still love to laugh, HAHA!
So we won't kill you now instead we'll
watch you run in fear, IN FEAR!
while we sit back and laugh at you
over a nice tall glass of beer, CHEERS!
OOooOO
OOooOO
OOooOO
OOooOO
x 2
Hey, aren't you Mr. Safety?
Hahaha