Porn Star

He-he-hello, Mrs. Ex-Girlfriend
You came back, I heard it's 'cause you left your male
'Kay, that's cool, that's cool, come and take a seat
That's messed up, y'all split, man, you nearly made a week
Ah, well, well, you can meet Mrs. Batteries
She the reason why you gone on some magic shit
One difference between y'all is she like to stay trim
She got rid of the Bush like Obama came in

And you broke, need the bank to spendin'
So put us in your pants like Chelsea Handler
You not mean, just tinsel head, girl like gamble
But they mistake you for a bitch like Chelsea Grammar
But it's cool 'cause I know it's not legit
You just hella insecure and like to talk lotta shit
But don't mistake for bein' a nine, we do freak stuff
That square root is threesome, so what's it been?

You talk a lotta, talk a lotta shit (yessir)
We ain't talkin' 'bout my, talkin' 'bout my chick (yessir)
But ain't talkin' 'bout 'em now, the shit begin
Yeah, you'd probably whup her ass, but she do me like a-

Do me like a porn star, like a porn star
Do me like a porn star, like a porn star
Do me like a porn star, like a porn star
Do me like a porn star, like a porn star
Do me like a-

My-my chick look badder than yours, ah (like a porn star)
She sucks better, I get wetter than you
(Like a porn star, like a-, like a porn star)
(Like a porn star, like a-, like a porn star)

Uh, lift a couple racks, did the shorty what she want
Everything swag, my girl Louis in the trunk
And I know I probably mentioned that I'm awesome
Hit the dot, take a Powerpuff Blossom
My old girl got nothin' on my new chick
She fucked me like a porn star, you ain't do shit
Fine young swag, grown and committed
My girl workin' good, I had to make her my assistant

Old chick politic, go mingle
New Boyz are nothin', girl, your man's still wrinkled
He called me one-hit-wonder as far as my singles
Can't be browned up when your root's albeeno
Albino, sorry, I get saucy like Pringles
Skinny nigga dope, well, say I buy a kilo
My girl fly in bed, Red Bull give her wings though
Stand her up for ten nights, bust on the same doe

You talk a lotta, talk a lotta shit (yessir)
We ain't talkin' 'bout my, talkin' 'bout my chick (yessir)
But ain't talkin' 'bout 'em now, the shit begin
Yeah, you'd probably whup her ass, but she do me like a-

Do me like a porn star, like a porn star
Do me like a porn star, like a porn star
Do me like a porn star, like a porn star
Do me like a porn star, like a porn star
Do me like a-

My-my chick look badder than yours, ah (like a porn star)
She sucks better, I get wetter than you
(Like a porn star, like a-, like a porn star)
(Like a porn star, like a-, like a porn star)
Like a-