Captain Anarchy

A, N, A, R, C, H, Y!

He says that for the punk rock scene
He'd give his fucking life
But he only ever paid to see a show once
Maybe twice

Instead he stands outside the halls
And pan handles for beer
Then sneaks into the hall
To deface the bathroom mirror!

A-N-A-R-C-H-Y!
His name is "Captain Anarchy"
But only in his mind
A-N-A-R-C-H-Y!
So punk that he's a poser and he'll be one
'Til he dies!

Ohh

You never saw an anarchist
With such perfect hair
Or so many ten dollar spikes
Or so much punk rock gear

He said he used his welfare checks
To buy his boots and plaids
In reality it was all paid for
By his mommy and his dad!

A-N-A-R-C-H-Y!
His name is "Captain Anarchy"
But only in his mind
A-N-A-R-C-H-Y!
He's anarchy incarnate but only in his (mind)

You know he just can see
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
It's up to you and me
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
I don't want to be
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Fighting, let's stride for

Some unity!
Some unity!
Some unity!
Unity

Let's go!

A-N-A-R-C-H-Y!
His name is "Captain Anarchy"
But only in his mind
A-N-A-R-C-H-Y!
So punk that he's a poser and he'll be one
'Til he dies!

A-N-A-R-C-H-Y! (I've done it)
A-N-A-R-C-H-Y! (I've done it)
A-N-A-R-C-H-Y! (I've done it)
A-N-A-R-C-H-Y! (I've done it)

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