Don't Put This on at Parties

Don't, don't, uhh, maybe don't put this album on at parties?
Y'know what I mean?
I was- I was- I was gonna put it on at a party
Why?
'Cause it's fun, um, I don't really like music, but I love comedy
Okay, but some, but-
So this is something I can play at- at- at the parties
Yes, but when you're at a party (Yep)
And the music is vibin' (Yep)
You don't want to ruin- this might ruin-
Like you, and maybe your other dork mate might really appreciate, uh
Some of the songs on here but th-th-the party vibe in general
Mark? (Yeah)
Would you prefer someone to buy the album? (Uh-huh)
And put it on at a party? (Uh-huh)
Or (Uh-huh)
Not buy the album (Uh-huh)
And not put it on at a party?
But see, you're assuming that someone is gonna buy this album
I'm saying would y-
Whereas I-I know tha-that, we're- we-we've wasted a lot of our time
Well that's what I'm saying, time and money (Uh-huh)
I'm saying, would you prefer that one person (Uh-huh)
Bought the album (Uh-huh)
But they put it on at a party? (Uh-huh)
Or (Uh-huh)
No one buys it, but then they're not playing it at a party?
That's a tough choice, um, I'd probably say-
There's a gun to your head
There's a- and- (And your wife's head)
Okay, and my wife, okay
You've got, uhh, you've got ten seconds to choose
Are my kids okay?
In this scenario, they're dead already
Right, okay, well then (So-)
I have nothing to live for, so in that instance- (That's not true)
I have noth-, if my kids- (You've still got your wife)
My kids are dead, god damn it
Yeah, but you've got to see out this album
That's something to live for
That's true, umm, but, I was making it for my kids
Oh, I didn't know
Yeah, it was gon- (Oh, Mark)
It was a tribute, um, to, my kids (Ahh-)
And now they're dead-
Don't put this on at a party