Water's Not Wet
Wet is an adjective that is only conditional,
that's used to describe the surface
of something that is typically... dry
To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the surface of
that something
Can be removed
To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the surface of that something
Can be removed
You get caught outside in the rain
You say "Oh! My hair got wet!"
Oh!
Now I gotta get it redid!
Now, now, now I gotta get it redid! Oh!
My shoes got wet
Now I gotta let em sit outside
And dry
You don't say that
The ocean gets wet
It's just WATER
To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the surface of that something
Can be removed
To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the surface of that something
Can be removed
Fire! Right?
We know that it burns things, right?
But it's not in and of itself, BURNED, right?
Water! Right?
We know that it wets things, right?
But it's not in and of itself, WET, right?
To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the surface of that something
Can be removed
Water's not wet!
Water's not wet!
Water's not water's not water's not wet!
Water gang water gang water gang water gang water gang water gang
WATER'S NOT WHAT
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And he makes videos
About water and words and quesadillas
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that's used to describe the surface
of something that is typically... dry
To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the surface of
that something
Can be removed
To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the surface of that something
Can be removed
You get caught outside in the rain
You say "Oh! My hair got wet!"
Oh!
Now I gotta get it redid!
Now, now, now I gotta get it redid! Oh!
My shoes got wet
Now I gotta let em sit outside
And dry
You don't say that
The ocean gets wet
It's just WATER
To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the surface of that something
Can be removed
To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the surface of that something
Can be removed
Fire! Right?
We know that it burns things, right?
But it's not in and of itself, BURNED, right?
Water! Right?
We know that it wets things, right?
But it's not in and of itself, WET, right?
To say that something is wet
Means that the water on the surface of that something
Can be removed
Water's not wet!
Water's not wet!
Water's not water's not water's not wet!
Water gang water gang water gang water gang water gang water gang
WATER'S NOT WHAT
That was Chaz Smith
And he makes videos
About water and words and quesadillas
He's a refugee from the land of Vine
Do your funny bone a favor and hit subscribe
All y'all can get this enlightening song
If you join the squad
On our Patreon
You have been watching schmoyoho
If you don't know
Accent on the yo, tho
Credits
Writer(s): Michael Lloyd Gregory, Evan David Gregory, Andrew Gregory
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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