Bing & Jack Oakie At Paramount

And now let's take our microphone
Over to where Bing is chatting with Jack Oakie
Well, lookie here Bing
Here's a man walking around here with a microphone
What are you gonna do with that mic there, brother?

Well, we're recording some of the patter
That goes on while they're making movies
Well, I do declare
Now, uh, Mr. Oakie, uh, would you please say something funny?

Huh, would you get a load of that
The man wants me to be funny
Well, that's your racket
Well now, lemme see
Oh

Hey, hey, hey, hey, now pull yourself together
Listen, it's killin' me, it's killin' me
What's this?
What's this now?

Well, the funniest thing I can think of would be to
For me to give an impersination of that famous man Bing Crosby
Lookie here

Listen friends of audioland, this is Bing Valley Donny Crosby Oakie
The platinum-plated crooner
And before the sandman comes
My old papie Oakie's gonna croon a little tune
It's called "Learn to Croon
Are you ready Nat?

Let it ride, yowsah
Learn to groan
Here, here, here, here, here, stop this, stop this
What's the matter, what's the matter
You know my nasty temper, I'll sue you for defamation of character
Why, you can't take it, old boy
It's not Cricket
Well, say you get going, I'll be suing you
Quiet, please, quiet
All ready? Take two