Kim Kartrashian

What would you do
If you had to write a song
Make it relevant and catchy
Enough for people to sing along

What would you do
If you had to make a film
Make it number one and hot
Enough to call it brill

What would you do
If you had to script a play
Make it creative and snappy
Enough for it to stay

Relevant? You know all about that don't you? Staying relevant
Well we all know you sold your soul to get where you are, hell bent
On keeping yourself popular
Oh you won't get far
Unless you do the same as everyone

When you're losing your popularity
And it's impossible to escape
There's only one thing left for you to do
Release a sex tape

All you fake fucking pathetic celebrities
You know who I'm talking to
Desperately clinging onto your ideology
My finger's pointing right at you

Talking about who sucked who's penis last night
Take your dignity out and burn it down
Stop pretending it's ok when it's clearly not right
You're just a bunch of fucking clowns

Hey Justin, hey Miley, hey Nicki
Have you got a new single for us
Why did they write a song for you this time
And it's you, not them, who's famous

Talking about who tossed who's salad last night
Throw your dignity down and burn it up
Posting selfies all day with your bits hanging out
Could you be anymore corrupt

And guys, you know, I don't care who you blow
Be it Asian, white, black or blue
But honestly and frankly we don't need to know
And there's only one shining truth

Every one of you are just as bad
As people like Hitler or Mao
If only there was some possible way
To rid you from the face of the earth

Hey you, Kim Kartrashian
Show me your ass a thousandth time
It's not just you, your fans are just as bad
How can you sleep with yourself at night

You have to break free from this conditioning
That keeps you glued to your tv
Stop watching all this made up reality
Turn it off, turn them out, be free