Alabama (Skit)

We got to pull over man I got to my stretch legs this shit is killing me
So this is Alabama. I don't see how anybody can live here really
I'm sorry I just don't understand
Is that Jake Hill? I knew it that's Josh A and Jake Hill
Oh, God
I knowed it, I seen your bus and
I looked to my son I sad "there ain't no way Jake Hill and Josh A in front of us."
We are big fans. Let me tell you what, you have no idea
How big fans
What that, what, my, our favorite song man, what's that, how does it go?
Ah, I'm not suicidal I don't want fu die
Just wanna beble cla
What's that, what's that called?
Ya, ya, ya suicidal thought
I... I... I knew it
Let me tell you what you boys are doing big things
I now listen I hope this ain't a too much to ask
But uh... could you sign my wive's... tits
Uh... uh... Josh?
Please, fucking hell ya dude
That is what I'm talking about let me get my wife she in the car
Aye, Lib come here!
I, I'll be right back boys
Ahh, Okay
Josh, why the fuck did you say "yes"?
You telling me you don't want to see a titty man?
Yo we got to get out of here man, we we we, got to go
But I... I... I want to see a fucking tidy dude
I, ah no
Let's just go now we'll go to the next gas station I don't know where, we'll we'll
Find one
Here they are Linda
Ah fuck
Hey, boys, we are ready
Oh my God, Jake Hill, and Josh A it is a honor
Hiii
I know my husband told me that you alls were going to do something for me
And I know you might be a little uncomfortable
But as they say in the south
Hue hue
Uh, I don't know what they say in the
Oh, anyway here is my tits
Oh, what the fuck not right here
What. on come on, please. Nah sign my tits
I'm sorry we got to go I-I, we deeply apologize
I'm sorry we got to get the fuck out of here
Boys, you better get your ass back here right now
You boys better not drive off god damn it
Get in the car
Get in the car
Go Go Go Go Go
Get the fuck back here you little pussies



Credits
Writer(s): Joshua Chace Ashcraft
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