Shit That Matters

War on drugs, homicide, refugees, communists
Syria, STDs, birth control, terrorists
Russians killing journalists, GMOs, feminists
Tax brackets are fucking hard, Mexicans work in my yard
Science shit, apple trees, Isaac Newton, gravity
Inflation, gun control, police state, glory holes
Stocks are through the fucking roof, popemobile is bulletproof
Hillary, Benghazi, Tea Party, neo-Nazis
Banks!

Sigmund Freud, Rosa Parks, bearded bass players that bark
Down's Syndrome, atom bombs, climate change, Vietnam
Gay marriage, gay marriage, gay marriage, gay marriage
Abortions, abortions, abortions, gay marriage
NRA, CIA, FDA, GOP
FCC, IEDs, DTF, CDC
We killed all the polar bears, drones are flying in the air
Atheism on the rise, Nick likes to have sex with guys
Space!

I stay open to opposing points of view
CNN, CBS, Weather Channel, Fox News
Find no humor in political cartoons
That shit's not fucking funny!

Don't tread on me!

A long life, sexy kids, obese wife, saggy tits
Kanye West, Shepard Smith, Rascal Flatts, Taylor Swift
I read blogs and newspapers, always tip restaurant waiters
Burberry and Versace, VH1 and MTV
ThighMaster, classic plays, Proactiv, fish fillets
Morrissey, free the gays, naked dudes, hairy legs
WikiLeaks, station wagons, Blake Judd is still chasing dragons
Donald Trump... never mind

I stay open to opposing points of view
CNN, CBS, Weather Channel, Fox News
Find no humor in political cartoons
It's still not fucking funny!

Land of the free!



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