Well, Everybody's Fucking In a U.F.O.

This is the story of a one-eyed wolf
Called the honey of superdoom
She rode her five legged beast
In a mirrored bikini that came right out of the womb
They chased each with steam and knive
Screaming "Oil is in my veins"
And then she grabbed a big old pipe
And smoked up some fine old monkey brains

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Now some say that one-eyed wolf
Owned a midget who was almost ten feet tall
He spray-painted "UFO's are real"
In the rubble of the Berlin wall
So finally on that fateful day they went looking for a Superman
Singing "I'm gonna get my twenty bucks and vacation in Japan"

Look out!

Well everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody's fucking in a UFO
Well everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody's fucking in a UFO
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
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Now every night this wolf
Comes peeping through through filthy glory holes
He's pounding on a rubber bat and a big old jelly roll
I said "Look to the skies I think I saw a spaceship ready to feast"
But all they had was jizz on the walls
And bones of a mangled priest

Look out!

Now baby doll what do you say
When the spaceman comes to town
I think he's got a one-track mind
And he likes to boogie down
So in the end all she did was murder metropolis
And show us big "fuck the world" carved right onto her chest

Look out!

Well everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody's fucking in a UFO
Well everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody's fucking in a UFO

Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!