Don't Be an Apple
Don't be an apple
Said it once said it twice
Said it loud, Said it quiet
'Cuz it's solid advice
An apple is the type to go mute on the mic
And have a cow instead
Of flowin with it
Showing its stripes
I ain't lying here folks
My exasperation's building
Every time some apple rolls
Up in the building
Nope, can't keep a straight face
Those little red phone-ies
Got me burning with urges to make
pineapple-apple pens, hold me
Back, here's a greenback
Let's see if you can
Stay stone-faced 'round this apple
Betcha can't
Count your lucky stars
That you ain't an apple dude
You're the bomb just as you are, so don't let 'em break you
Don't be a wet blanket
Live your life in the sun
Cancel out the noise and
Rock on 'til you've won
Even one apple a day
Can be a hazard hazard hazard
To your health
Get up get down get up if you're gettin' madder
And seeing red
When these white knights ride in to say
That you should give
Apples a chance and play nice
I say nay!
Do the opposite 'cuz apples are apples
You'll get left standing
Holding the bill for their coffee
After they've left
Right now there's no procedure for an apple that's bad
That can turn an apple golden
Delicious and rad
Apples don't fall very far from the tree
Take it from me and E.T.
Now TNT!
Said it once said it twice
Said it loud, Said it quiet
'Cuz it's solid advice
An apple is the type to go mute on the mic
And have a cow instead
Of flowin with it
Showing its stripes
I ain't lying here folks
My exasperation's building
Every time some apple rolls
Up in the building
Nope, can't keep a straight face
Those little red phone-ies
Got me burning with urges to make
pineapple-apple pens, hold me
Back, here's a greenback
Let's see if you can
Stay stone-faced 'round this apple
Betcha can't
Count your lucky stars
That you ain't an apple dude
You're the bomb just as you are, so don't let 'em break you
Don't be a wet blanket
Live your life in the sun
Cancel out the noise and
Rock on 'til you've won
Even one apple a day
Can be a hazard hazard hazard
To your health
Get up get down get up if you're gettin' madder
And seeing red
When these white knights ride in to say
That you should give
Apples a chance and play nice
I say nay!
Do the opposite 'cuz apples are apples
You'll get left standing
Holding the bill for their coffee
After they've left
Right now there's no procedure for an apple that's bad
That can turn an apple golden
Delicious and rad
Apples don't fall very far from the tree
Take it from me and E.T.
Now TNT!
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Writer(s): Dane Boedigheimer
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