Young Einstein Can't Open Doors

It's... It's difficult living in a world of closed doors
Hello my name is ______ I've forgotten how to use a door handle
A lot of people like to call me like 'The Young Einstein'
You know what they say, geniuses always have their problems
And I'm good at everything, I just don't know how to open a door
A lot of people don't really believe me when I... I tell them
"I can't open the door, I need you to open the door for me."
They think I'm just being lazy but it's actually
When I see the door handle, It's a complex math problem
I see a lever, I see that it connects to a larger piece of wood
but I just don't know how it all works
When you lock the door, how does that even happen?
Is there somebody standing on the other side of the door
holding it there so nobody can get in?
Some people are horrible at math, some people are horrible at cooking
and I don't know how to open a door
Today's a little bit different, I'm just gonna try harder
I think that might work

I can't get out of my room
Brush my hair, I'll see you soon
I know I won't, I don't know why
I wait for my slow but impending doom

I can't get out of my room
Brush my hair, I'll see you soon
I know I won't, I don't know why
I wait for my slow but impending doom

"Five months later, we decided to catch up with ______
(help me) to see how he was doing"
Hahaha, yeah so at the present it's just exciting to have you here
"So ______, how is everything going for you right now?"
It's going good, you know
I'm a multi-millionaire,
I've opened up four different Costcos in three different locations
And yeah I have a lot of money,
this suit actually costs as much as other people's cars, high-end cars
"Well, speaking of cars, I heard that you drive a LaFerrari now"

I can't get out of my room
(help me) Brush my hair, I'll see you soon
I know I won't, I don't know why
(help me) I wait for my slow and impending doom

I can't get out of my room
(help me) Brush my hair, I'll see you soon
I know I won't but so do you
(help me) I wait for my slow but-

Help me

Is everything okay _____?
Yeah
FUCK