Noah: Perfect and a Drunkard

My liver cries me to sleep at night
It's loud as hell but I'm felling alright
I'm hangover free
Thank god being an alcoholic is In my genes
I can take five shots more than a guy twice my size
And still touch my nose while I close my eyes
And I can say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say that shit forwards
So line the glasses up step your asses up
Keep throwing them back until you quit throw up
Then fucking grow up we don't need your weak shit around
Here's 5 bucks for the BART to get your ass out of town
We're in a good, good place
Getting drunk on a week day
If I could find a glass to raise
I'd put it above my head and call a toast to say
My friends like me better when I'm drunk
Drunk drunk drunk drunk

I'll bring you back to my room
It's just me and you
And all your fucking baggage
Telling me about your ex-boyfriend
While you have both your hands
On my package
I'm trying to convince myself of what to do
But I'm not even in the mood
I am drunk as fuck and you are too
But now all of my insecurities are getting way ahead of me
This will be the death of me
As we crawl underneath the sheets
You're hands pull down my boxer briefs
I forgot how to breath
Completely overwhelmed by this spell you put on me
I think she likes me better when I'm drunk

So next time you see me at the bar
No reason to stay so far away
You can know that I'm turnt as fuck and I'm still drunk from yesterday
I'm sleeping till the moon comes back, Sky goes black
I don't say this because I thinking it's impressing
I probably got a problem, I'm depressed it's worth addressing
You're undressing again, used to be a friend, now we just fuck clean up, that's the end
And every single day, is getting harder than the last
Hide thoughts of suicide at the bottom of this glass
Cause I like me better when I'm drunk