Mall Song
I went to the mall
A lady stared at me
It was the fall, it wasn't her fault
She was in yoga pants
Starbucks cup was tightly clutched
In fake nail manicure
Pricey and frightening
By anyone's standards
Quiet please! Quiet please! I cannot breathe
Perfume envelopes me
Quiet please! Quiet please!
I cannot breathe, perfume envelopes me
Eye twitch, eye twitch, eye twitch eye twitch
So ugly and expensive
Here you either sink or swim
Silly shoes for silly women
I went to the mall
A lady stared at me
Wasn't there to be seen
She hadn't seen a
Creature like me
I went to the mall
I had on a small t-shirt
From Goodwill, circa '95
I was a sight to be seen
Quiet please! Quiet please!
I cannot breathe, perfume envelopes me
Quiet Please! Quiet Please! I cannot
Breathe, perfume envelopes me
Mall cop, mall cop at Steak Escape
Creepin' on beautiful patrons
Here you either sink or swim
Silly shoes for silly women!
I went to the mall
I was appalled
When she said
Do you have this in red
To a minimum wager paying for college
Live in a world with plastic mannequins for friends
Live in a world with plastic mannequins for friends
Live in a world with plastic mannequins for friends
Live in a world with plastic mannequins for friends
'Scuse me ma'am, excuse me ma'am
Have you tried our newest lotions
Here you either sink or swim
Silly shoes for silly women
A lady stared at me
It was the fall, it wasn't her fault
She was in yoga pants
Starbucks cup was tightly clutched
In fake nail manicure
Pricey and frightening
By anyone's standards
Quiet please! Quiet please! I cannot breathe
Perfume envelopes me
Quiet please! Quiet please!
I cannot breathe, perfume envelopes me
Eye twitch, eye twitch, eye twitch eye twitch
So ugly and expensive
Here you either sink or swim
Silly shoes for silly women
I went to the mall
A lady stared at me
Wasn't there to be seen
She hadn't seen a
Creature like me
I went to the mall
I had on a small t-shirt
From Goodwill, circa '95
I was a sight to be seen
Quiet please! Quiet please!
I cannot breathe, perfume envelopes me
Quiet Please! Quiet Please! I cannot
Breathe, perfume envelopes me
Mall cop, mall cop at Steak Escape
Creepin' on beautiful patrons
Here you either sink or swim
Silly shoes for silly women!
I went to the mall
I was appalled
When she said
Do you have this in red
To a minimum wager paying for college
Live in a world with plastic mannequins for friends
Live in a world with plastic mannequins for friends
Live in a world with plastic mannequins for friends
Live in a world with plastic mannequins for friends
'Scuse me ma'am, excuse me ma'am
Have you tried our newest lotions
Here you either sink or swim
Silly shoes for silly women
Credits
Writer(s): Allison Marie Bua-demus
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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