Goodnight Demonslayer

There's a monster that lives 'neath your bed?
Oh, for crying out loud
It's a futon on the floor, he must be as flat as a board
There's a creature that lurks behind the door
Though I've checked there 15 times
When I leave, then he arrives every night

Tell that monster that lives 'neath your bed
To go somewhere else instead, or you'll kick him in the head
Tell that creature that lurks behind the door
If he knows what's good, he won't come here no more
'Cause you're kicking his butt at the count of four

Goodnight, demon slayer, goodnight
Now it's time to close your tired eyes
There's devils to slay and dragons to ride
If they see you comin', hell, they better hide
Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight, my little slayer, goodnight

Tell the monster that eats children that you taste bad
And you're sure you'd be the worst that he's ever had
If he eats you, don't you fret, just cut him open with an axe
Don't regret it, he deserved it, he's a cad

Tell the harpies that land on your bed post
That at the count of five you'll roast them alive
Tell the devil it's time you gave him his due
He should go back to hell, he should shake in his shoes
'Cause the mightiest, scariest creature is you

Goodnight, demon slayer, goodnight
Now it's time to close your tired eyes
There's devils to slay and dragons to ride
If they see you coming, hell, they better hide
Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight, my little slayer, goodnight

I won't tell you, there's nothing 'neath your bed
I won't sell you that it's all in your head
This world of ours is not as it seems
The monsters are real but then not in your dreams
Learn what you can from the beasts you defeat
You'll need it for some of the people you meet

Goodnight, demon slayer, goodnight
Now it's time to close your tired eyes
There's devils to slay and dragons to ride
If they see you coming, hell, they better hide
Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight, my little slayer, goodnight

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight