Too Happy to Live

We done as the instructions stated
Chopped into small pieces etc
But the chopper would not spin
Both me and my partner had knives and were chopping the pieces smaller and smaller
But we ended up using the food processor
My 5 year old daughter bought this with her birthday money
It can't even blend a soft banana
We finally finished
And I cleaned up the mess
Bring on the rain I've got nothing too lose
Sheaths of Gortex line my waterproof shoes
I've got the fixing to fix inept DJ blues
As I watch the cars from my kitchen
Me and my sophisticated brain
We stay the same
You're still the chocolate santa that never got eaten
That condescending prick
Draw me a line around all the things I should give a fuck about
I'm miles out
Mutant pig with a human face and a penis grown on it's forehead
Caught on camera
Watch out Beadle's about
I've got goggles that'll get you seeing dinosaurs
For novelty I won first place
But I kept dribbling down my front of my jumper
A gangling white pile of floured bones
Show me the place where the spiders go
Sell my body to the sea

I don't understand what the point of this is
It doesn't make any sense
Some of the words aren't even real words
Or at least not used in the correct context
It's like you're reading it off the back of a cereal packet
You're having a laugh aren't you
I'm fucking trying
You swear too much
You swear too much
Steve Lamac will never play you if you do
It doesn't count
We cant all be Metal Hammer music magazine material
Welcome bullshit corner
I was
I was doing my patio at the weekend
But no one seems that interested in that
I can't say I blame them
But it's some bloody nice block paving