Killer Caller

Oh-oh, welcome back to 92.3 The Poop
I'm your host Cheesewiss
And we're back here ready to go on one of our very favorite segments now
Oh, it's time to take a caller
All right, caller number one, welcome to 92.3, what's going on?

(Hello)
Whoa, excuse me, hello mister serious
What's going on with you, what you doing?
(I can see you)
I bet you can, I bet you, hey, what am I doing right now?
(You're beating your middle finger)
Oh, you certainly are a good guesser, aren't ya?

(I'm standing 150 feet outside of your studio window
I have a Barrett model 98B bolt action rifle
Loaded with ten rounds, I will only need one round to kill you)
Phil, Phil's our segment producer
Is that you? What kind of funny business are you up to over here?
(In five minutes, you'll be dead
Okay, alright bro, whoopsy
Thanks for calling, we gonna move up to the next-
(If you hang up the phone, I will shoot you in the head)

Okay, all right, so I really will hang up the phone then
Killer caller, okay
(Call the police, call the police)
(If you call the police, I will murder you)
Okay, well, you know what then?
Why don't you, why don't you just shoot me in the head, dear caller?
Mister big shot