Shark Party

The Great White's got a cool pad at the back of the reef
The Tiger sharks have been asking me for some Grade A seaweed
The Hammerhead skipped school
The Nurse shark called in sick
The blue shark's acting so cool
But he won't tell me where it is, oh no

Oh my god it's a shark party
Oh my god it's a shark party
Oh my god

I saw a Thresher shark herding a school of Pabst Blue Ribbon fish

I've been scuba diving around this reef for what seems an eternity
My feelings will be really hurt if it turns out they just didn't invite me
They're ignoring the seals
They're not eating the fishes
This is all extremely suspicious

Oh my god it's a shark party
Oh my god it's a shark party
Oh my god it's a shark party
Oh my god it's a shark party

So I find the party, right away I'm getting sour looks from some lemon sharks
Typical
So I ask them, whats your deal
They said, Oh we're not mad, we're sad
We got dumped by our gillfriends
Oh, that's too bad, cheer up chums
There's plenty of fish in the sea
Well now we're just hungry, fin-tastic

Oh my god it's a shark party
Oh my god it's a shark party
Oh my god it's a shark party
Oh my god it's a shark party