Meet the Plastics

Woah, who's at that table over there?
Don't look at them, just don't
We call those three 'The Plastics'
They're shiny, fake, and hard
They play their little mind games
All around the schoolyard

They might insult your clothing
Or make fun of your name
Like they mocked Jen Morecock
'Til she burst into flame
And Ms. Morecock was a teacher

Regina George is the queen bee
She's always dressed up
She always wins Spring Fling Queen
We're just drones who work for her
Then die

My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
Fear me, love me
Stand and stare at me
And these, these are real

I've got money and looks
I am, like, drunk with power
This whole school
Humps my leg like a Chihuahua

I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen
I never weigh more than 115
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I don't care who you are
I don't care how you feel

That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power

If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol

I worm your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
And then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!

Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
As I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

That is Karen Smith
The dumbest person you will ever meet
I once saw her put a "D" in the word "orange"

My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny

It barely covers my perky heinie
My name is Karen
I may not be smart
That's it

Right
We never really do this
But how'd you like to
Have lunch with us this week?
Oh, it's okay, I-
No, no need for you to thank us
But-
There's no need to even speak

You're new and you don't know things
You need good friends who can tell you what to think
See you here same time tomorrow
On Wednesdays we wear pink
On Wednesdays we wear pink

Yes, Regina (my name is Karen)
No, Regina
Every waking hour (here's where you belong)
I spend making sure Regina (my hair is shiny)
George can stay in power (here's where you belong)
If Regina is the sun (my teeth are perfect)
Then I'm a disco ball (my skirt is tiny)
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun (here's where you belong)
If you've had alcohol

Wear something nice and grab a tray
'Cause we don't do this everyday
Say here's where you belong
Say here's where you belong
No, really, say it
Say here's where you belong

Come sit with us tomorrow
It'll be fetch