What a Guy

His chin never stopped moving
His face was like custard
His expression disapproving
Like a cat tasting mustard
And his face was far too much
For me to take out
On that one hot day with the sun
Staring in my eyes

What a cunt
What a cunt
What a cunt he's become
What a cunt (what a cunt)
What a cunt (what a cunt)
Seen his ugly mug down the pub
And he's your self-proclaimed overlord
Destroying everyone and anything you've ever loved

Nananana (nanananana)
Nananana-nananana (nanananana)
Nana-oh-oh
Nanananana (nanananana)
Nananana-nananana

We all know
No-one's perfect
It's a waste of time
When these lies infiltrate and occupy
Every single last crevice of the maze that is your mind

Nananananana
Nana-nana oh-oh
Nanananana (nanananana)
Nananana-nananana

His face made a pretty picture
If you like horror movies
I'm not a fan of science fiction
I prefer Punch and Judy

We all know (we all know)
No-ones perfect (whoohooh)
It's a waste of time
When these lies infiltrate and occupy
Every single last crevice of your mind

We all know (we all know)
No one's perfect (no one's perfect)
It's a waste of time
When these lies infiltrate and occupy
Every never ending crevice of the dark amazing place that is your mind

I'm a serious recidivist
But I must protest my innocence in this specific instance
It's the system and I'm sick of this
And I'm trying to explain
To a jury of my equals
That I'm sure that I'm not evil
At least not by design anyway

And any bad choices that I made
Were never really mine to make
Nothing in life was ever really my mistake

Allow me to re-aliterate
In an attempt to set the record straight
You see I came to life a little late

I only seek to obliterate
Obfuscate and confiscate
Almost everything that you hate

Tell me that I'm too late
Tell me that I'm too late, aye
Tell me that I'm too late (too late)
Tell me that I'm too late

Whoohooh (tell me that I'm too late)
(Tell me that I'm too late)
(Tell me that I'm too late)
(Tell me that I'm too late)

Nananana
Nananana-nananana
Oh-oh
Nanananana (nanananana)
Nananana-nana
Nananana

We all know (we all know)
No-ones perfect (no-one's perfect)
It's a waste of time
When these lies infiltrate and occupy
Every single last crevice of your mind

We all know (tell me I'm too late)
We all know (tell me I'm too late)
We all know (tell me I'm too late)

Happiness was an illusion
We never stopped moving
When we stopped to catch our breath we found ourselves behind