Peach Scone (Live)

Ohh, no
What up Bob? God, man
We're Hobo Johnson and the Lovemakers, we're a couple kids
Five I guess
That like to make a little bit of love
Like to make a little bit of music
Look at that, that's a desk
Just kidding Bob, it's a table, I don't care about rules

Hi, what's your name?
How are you?
How's your life?
Oh, you got a man?
Are you in love? If so, what type?
Is it just platonic? Strictly just as friends?
Or the type that ties you two together 'til tomorrow's end?
If it is, disregard, every time I call you pretty
Though it's meant sincerely, it's just my imagination drifting
Brush me off, like the dirt on Jay-Z's shoulders
So I fall to the ground, collect myself
And get ready to take over your heart
Or at least your spare time

And I love the thought of being with you
Or maybe it's the thought of not being so alone
The second one's way sadder than the first one, but
I don't know
I love the thought of being with you (ohh!)
Or maybe it's the thought of not being so alone
Man!

I really love being in love
But I also really love not crying on the...
We should go get a cup of coffee
And I'll act friendly
And I won't pull any stunts
But I'm a freaking stunt puller from birth
So I don't know what to tell you
If I try to confess my love for
Scones!

I just want to tell you real quick, please, sh-sh-sh
I love
These scones
Just the diversity between the selection
The rasberry, the blueberry, the strawberry, pumpkin
Even which is basically a fuckin' squash
How you gonna make a scone out of a freakin' squash?
It blows my mind! Oh, man!
But what were you talking about?
I'm so sorry to interrupt
Oh yeah, you're boyfriend make you mad the other day?
What was he saying? What was he talking about?
Oh my god, that's crazy
What do I think? Hm, let me think about it, let me think about it
Hm, hm, hm
He was being mean at that time?
But I'm sure he's gonna turn around at some point, and

I love the thought of being with you
Or maybe it's the thought of not being so alone
Man, I really love being in love, but
I also really love not crying on the phone
Man, I love the thought of being with you
Or maybe it's the thought of not being so alone
I don't know
The second one's way sadder than the first one
But I don't know

Hi, what's up?
Yeah, what's going on?
Oh yeah, she told me a lot about you
Yeah, uh huh
It's so great that you're doing all of those things
You should keep doing all of them
I think

Oh yeah, my name's Hobo Johnson, I'm a rapper
I'm actually not a rapper, I'd like to say a musician
I play guitar sometimes too, just not good as Derek
Which doesn't matter, but
She is like the nicest person I've ever met in my whole life
And I'm sure you know 'cause you sleep next to her every night
And you guys just probably cuddle and kiss or whatever
But she, you know, she is just so sweet
And she cared about me a lot when no one else cared about me
And I think that's really nice, you know, she's just a
She's just a peach
She's a peach
Scone
She's a peach scone, Bob
And

I love the thought of being with her
I just really hope that she doesn't get hurt, man
They say it takes two years to come back
Down to earth
From that lovely place that you've been, I heard it's so nice
I heard it's so nice, good for you, I'm glad
And if you find someone that really loves you for who you are
Keep being with 'em, man
'Cause that's what matters in this life, Bob
Thank you