Crofters: The Musical

It's hard to stay informed these days with news so intense,
We're bombarded with grim, blackcurrent events
I should drop this whole serious song pretense,
'Cause this song is not about all that...

We made a partnership with Crofter's!
We heard a roar across the border that we think came from their bear
We believe it meant to extend us an offer
For which I plan to make a jam that's just as tasty as theirs!

Dreams come true, that's news to me. How wild blueberry
Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so divine?
Even I
I don't have the vocabulary
To describe what I'm feeling inside
But for me it's very unordinary
The first time you bought a jar
I remember the day
In a local health foods grocery

I felt like Lara Croft or Nathan Drake
Discovering a treasure once unknown to me
But the greatest thing is yet to be revealed!
Guys, I cannot believe this is real

My Own Jam?
I'm going to flip my lid
Dreams come true, that's news to me. (I'm fraught with jelly-sy)
How wild blueberry (I can't believe you're telling me)
Who knew that our buffoonery would bear
fruit so divine? (That he's the favored side!)
Even I. I don't have the
Vocabulary to describe what I'm
(vigor to bear the loss of pride that I'm)
Feeling inside. But for me it's very unordinary.

But, Roman, do you like it?

Like it?
Like it!?
This is Crofter's!
This is Crofter's!

We're talking Crofters! (Sweet, sweet Crofter's!)

I mean this jelly might as well be gold it's all that I opt for!
'Cause Crofter's is the only jelly I put in my belly

Only jelly. In my belly
Only jelly. In my belly
Only jelly. In my belly

The only jelly I'll put in my belly!



Credits
Writer(s): 0, Jonah Stokes
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