早晨瑜伽

Okay, everyone is ready?
How about bass? How about guitar? Backing vocal? (Ah～)
Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare your body.

早上起來刷刷牙 對面姑娘在澆花 我跟她Say hello (Say hello)

她身材非常 Hot 完勝小澤瑪莉亞 I say 3Q God (Thank you God)

男人誰能不愛她 不吃辣也能吃辣 雪白修長的雙腿 性感無邊短頭髮
屁股飛天翹 黃金比例太妖嬌 林志玲出場也會狼狽落荒而逃

她換上緊身衣 笑出個大漣漪 雙腿張開還給我個神秘的微笑
(別想太多只是在做運動)

One More 轉身 甩髮 蹲下去
Two More 伸手 張腿 拉拉筋
Three More 抬腳 昂首 都是戲
Four More 香汗 淋漓 So sexy

仰臥起坐 In Da House
性感深蹲 In Da House
痛苦拉筋 In Da House
伏地挺身 In Da House

仰臥起坐 In Da House
性感深蹲 In Da House
痛苦拉筋 In Da House
老婆不在 In Da House

Okay everybody,
now we going to the lesson two, lesson two, is all about, YOGA

姑娘性感做瑜伽 對面我開滿心花 就跟她Say bravo (Say bravo)

我的體態不算差 只是肚子有點大 She say oh my gosh (Say OMG)

我就像一個傻瓜 口水留下一大灘 開始幻想如果我是妳的啊拿答

雙人做瑜伽 你在上呀我在下 到最後會不會做出一個胖娃娃

我換上緊身衣 忍不住笑咪咪 雙腿劈開下面傳來撕裂的聲音
(運動前請記得做 Warm up)

One More 轉身 甩髮 蹲下去
Two More 伸手 張腿 拉拉筋
Three More 抬腳 昂首 都是戲
Four More 香汗 淋漓 So sexy

仰臥起坐 In Da House
性感深蹲 In Da House
痛苦拉筋 In Da House
伏地挺身 In Da House

仰臥起坐 In Da House
性感深蹲 In Da House
痛苦拉筋 In Da House
老婆不在 In Da House

Go slow, a little to the left, make you some watch you get.
Bend low, and catch a breath, we're going for the stretch.
Lean back, expose your crack, hold on, to the sec,
That's right, you're doing fine, I'm do you over time.

One More 轉身 甩髮 蹲下去
Two More 伸手 張腿 拉拉筋
Three More 抬腳 昂首 都是戲
Four More 香汗 淋漓 So sexy

仰臥起坐 In Da House
性感深蹲 In Da House
痛苦拉筋 In Da House
伏地挺身 In Da House

仰臥起坐 In Da House
性感深蹲 In Da House
痛苦拉筋 In Da House
老婆不在 In Da House

Gentlemen, be careful of your wife.