Blue Shorts
He's got 100 puns, 100 bits, his name is Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
He's going bald at the age of 26, yeah that is Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
He got a uncircumcised dick, man it's Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
He had a show until his partner just quit, that's right it's Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
Lingebach is his actual tag
Top down wit Viagra in his Nationals bag
And he was just about to hurry and take
But he accidentally dropped his last pill on a urinal cake
Night clubs? Please. He doesn't even enter
Shorts lookin' for chicks is at the Eden Center
Tryna get a bowl of pho or a chick that's asian
Either way, its a Nguyen-Nguyen situation
Speaking of winning, Shorts is losing his hair
Pretty sure its temporary cuz it used to be there
And when I heard that, I kinda had to laugh at it
I can't tell if hes serious or just doing a wacky bit
He'll respond to your cough with a 'bless you'
Hes a boss when he's flossing his dead tooth
Super-momo's Lois Lane
So when you see him in the streets man, you know his name
He's got 100 puns, 100 bits, his name is Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
He's going bald at the age of 26, yeah that is Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
He got a uncircumcised dick, man it's Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
He had a show until his partner just quit, that's right it's Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
And even Colette is wondering where
Shes like 'where'd you go?' but looking up at his hair
Its kinda messed up, I try to tell him its alright
But then he went to his car to chug a warm Miller Lite
It was 12pm, in the afternoon
On a Tuesday lunch break, he had to get back soon
To hit the newsroom, or as he calls it the "Blue's Room"
Cuz when it comes to wacky headlines he's the guru
Vietnamese and Koreans he gets frantic
But not for Philippinos cuz they're kinda spanish
He'll approach 'em in the oddest way
Like asian or not asian? And they walk away
He sweats when he eats pho, who sweats when they eat pho?
Did a contest to prove hes the best when he eats pho
Just another challenge that my man overcame
So when you see him in the streets man, you know his name
He's got 100 puns, 100 bits, his name is Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
He's going bald at the age of 26, yeah that is Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
He got a uncircumcised dick, man it's Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
He had a show until his partner just quit, that's right it's Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
He's going bald at the age of 26, yeah that is Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
He got a uncircumcised dick, man it's Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
He had a show until his partner just quit, that's right it's Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
Lingebach is his actual tag
Top down wit Viagra in his Nationals bag
And he was just about to hurry and take
But he accidentally dropped his last pill on a urinal cake
Night clubs? Please. He doesn't even enter
Shorts lookin' for chicks is at the Eden Center
Tryna get a bowl of pho or a chick that's asian
Either way, its a Nguyen-Nguyen situation
Speaking of winning, Shorts is losing his hair
Pretty sure its temporary cuz it used to be there
And when I heard that, I kinda had to laugh at it
I can't tell if hes serious or just doing a wacky bit
He'll respond to your cough with a 'bless you'
Hes a boss when he's flossing his dead tooth
Super-momo's Lois Lane
So when you see him in the streets man, you know his name
He's got 100 puns, 100 bits, his name is Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
He's going bald at the age of 26, yeah that is Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
He got a uncircumcised dick, man it's Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
He had a show until his partner just quit, that's right it's Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
And even Colette is wondering where
Shes like 'where'd you go?' but looking up at his hair
Its kinda messed up, I try to tell him its alright
But then he went to his car to chug a warm Miller Lite
It was 12pm, in the afternoon
On a Tuesday lunch break, he had to get back soon
To hit the newsroom, or as he calls it the "Blue's Room"
Cuz when it comes to wacky headlines he's the guru
Vietnamese and Koreans he gets frantic
But not for Philippinos cuz they're kinda spanish
He'll approach 'em in the oddest way
Like asian or not asian? And they walk away
He sweats when he eats pho, who sweats when they eat pho?
Did a contest to prove hes the best when he eats pho
Just another challenge that my man overcame
So when you see him in the streets man, you know his name
He's got 100 puns, 100 bits, his name is Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
He's going bald at the age of 26, yeah that is Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
He got a uncircumcised dick, man it's Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
He had a show until his partner just quit, that's right it's Blue Shorts, Blue Shorts
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