Joey Dickface

This is the story of a fat and ugly boy
He never had no fun and he never had no joy
He came into this world in a snake pit of a town
It must have been his destiny to be the local clown

Joey Dickface, always out of luck Joey Dickface
Never had a good fuck His mother and his father must have made a mistake
The fact that he was born was Joey's only lucky break
The centre of aggression all throughout his high school years
He seemed to wear red glasses, cause he shed so many tears
By the time that he got 18 he had gone completely barmy
Had nowhere left to go, so of course he joined the army

Joey Dickface, always out of luck Joey Dickface
Never had a good fuck His mother and his father must have made a mistake
The fact that he was born was Joey's only lucky break
Now Joey is a major and has gained a lot of power
He's still the same old dickface, fucking soldiers in the shower
The fat and ugly boy has become an ugly man
But no one calls him clown no more, so shoot him if you can

Joey Dickface, now seems to be in luck Joey Dickface
Thinks he has a good fuck The people in the army must have made a mistake
To give this raving lunatic his second lucky break