Food Too Fast

This is a story about the dangers of fast food

Yeah, here we go now
C'mon, bring it right here, bring it right here
That's right

Where's my chicken? It was here just a minute ago
Where's the drinks? Where's the fries?
Where'd it all go, bro?
Everybody, hold on now, hold still
This food's gotta slow, slow down
I mean, I'm here, and my lunch has run off to the other side of town

See that nervous potato, going faster 'n' faster?
Can't make those sharp turns, headed for disaster
Seems so tasty
Too, too, too, too hasty

That food's too fast for me, try to snatch it
That food's too fast for me, can't catch it
That food's too fast for me

Here it comes, here it comes
Ah, here it comes, too fast

That food's too fast for me, can't grab it
That food's too fast for me, like a rabbit
That food's too fast for me, can't grab it

Top down open road, golden nuggets flyin' by
Grumbling in my stomach, high-strung french fry
Quarter pound of cow, 12 teaspoons of salt
Tense, twitchy special sauce, can't slow down, can't halt

36 ounces, down the gullet
Goin' uphill, can't hardly pull it
Headed downtown like a bullet, like a, like a bullet

That food's too fast for me, no dishes
That food's too fast for me, it's delicious
That food's too fast for me

Here it comes, here it comes
Ah, here it comes, too fast

That food's too fast for me, let me tell ya
That food's too fast for me, brown 'n' yellow
That food's too fast for me

Here it comes, here it comes
Oh, there it goes

Come back, food, come back
Get back on this plate
What makes you so agitated
Edgy, excitable, fidgeting?
I'm gonna say just sit there and let me eat you
I can't kiss my breakfast, can't kiss my lunch, can't kiss my dinner
I'm just so hungry
Gimme something to eat, for goodness's sake...