Didn't Pay The Bill

I was just another kid in a candy store.
I had sixty five cents but I wished I had more.
I waited till the clerk turned his back and I went to town.

This lady looked as fine as a pure-bred dog
But she snored like the Golden Gate Bridge in the fog.
I waited till the sun came up and I snuck away.

Well I didn't even pay the bill.
I didn't even pay the bill.
Can you believe it? A lap bom boom
I didn't even pay the bill.

I tried the settled-down life a few years back.
I had a spouse and a house with a pool in back.
But the white line fever came on I made a new plan.

Out on the tiles on Hot Dog Hill,
I was tight as a tick in a moonshine still.
One more shot oughta blow my blues away.

Well I didn't even pay the bill.
I didn't even pay the bill.
Can you believe it? A lop bam boom
I didn't even pay the bill.

St Peter looked at me walking up to the gate.
He said, "Your name was on the list but you're a little too late.
Your account's overdrawn, better head back down the hill."
Well I didn't even pay the bill.
I didn't even pay the bill.
Can you believe it? A lop bam boom
I didn't even pay the bill.