Pug with Opposable Thumbs

He's a pug with opposable thumbs
He can open the front door, and drive to the pet store
He's a pug with opposable thumbs
He paints pictures of cats, and he knits woolen hats
He's a pug with opposable thumbs
He saw 'Airbud' and gave it two thumbs up

He can throw his own sticks
And he can do magic tricks
But even with opposable thumbs
He says sometimes it's hard to be a dog
Sometimes it's hard to be a...

Pug with opposable thumbs
He can't speak a bit, but he knows sign language
He's a pug with opposable thumbs
When he declares a thumb war he'll make your whole hand sore
He's a pug with opposable thumbs
He plays video games, and hitch hiked across the U.S.A.

He can throw his own sticks
And he can do magic tricks
But even with opposable thumbs
He says sometimes it's hard to be a dog
Sometimes it's hard to be a pug with opposable thumbs
Pug with opposable thumbs
Pug with opposable thumbs
Pug with opposable, he's not disposable, pug